Honestly think Madrid could be in for a shock tonight... #UCLfinal

‘Dirty spics!’ Hahaha x.com/90thmin/status…

Just seen the sea for the first time in 6 months, I’ve missed you dear friend

Idol x.com/oddsbible/stat…

Hahahaa x.com/uberfacts/stat…

the BEST one yet 😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁

‘I swear down her cunt is gold’ - Cameron Beard

Get Farrell in the England footy team, he’s producing Ozil like through balls!

You reds Francis Kerins

I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!

Phew...

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

nishing the season strong with an impressive performance against a decent North West Harriers side 7-2! Just missed out on the championship but we have gained promotion in our 1st year ⬆️ ⚽️ Matthew Ellis ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Jack Watson ⚽️ Max ⚽️ Smithy ⚽️ Robo ⚽️ Mom robo

Telling Jordan McAteer it was fancy dress today . Fucking brilliant

Finally won a game in Spain waheeyyy fiesta fiesta fiesta

Canadian police eh, I wonder what would have happened in the US...

Would love to be at the royal wedding just to meet the cast of suits...

One more week of work in Spain, you can do it Jack...