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results came back positive. positive for havin an 11 inch cock. cheers

There are over 850,000 registered sex offenders in the UK and they don’t have to carry a card because it violates their privacy!! But we have to show proof of a vaccination to get into cinemas or restaurants Come on 😂🤣

*** ANNOUNCE PROMOTION *** Walnut Tree 2-6 Pollington. Today’s win confirms we will be playing division 1 football next season. 🍺

Klopp to the lads on the way out for the second half Oli O’Neill

Jack Stocks Ryan Lofthouse

After a friendly 31st august? Happy to travel or host……. Get in touch!

Vatican investigates possible miracle as UK government inexplicably finds £10bn for energy bills just 24 hours after the Sue Gray report.

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Yer das a lightweight n loves Star Wars, calls himself Only Wan Peroni

From one dinosaur to another 🤣 Not extinct yet 😉🤞

Im horny

Mol is a grass

Scott Joe Clements Max and Paddy Quotes Ryan Lofthouse Jack Stocks ‘You ever smelt burning flesh son?’ ‘Yeah’

Laugh or burn, take ya pick

David 7 Selby Olympia 6 Goalscorers mark baggaley 2 Bry Robertson 2 Jack Stocks 2 cohen vause 1 Not much defending

Another Win for Poll yesterday , Deserved Victory against a well drilled Stamford Bridge Side Goal Jack Stocks ⚽️

Pootlr fuckin postman youtu.be/MiykR-FSw7w?si…