It's become abundantly clear to me that "LOL" has won, and, as a "haha" person, that's a bit troubling to me.

I wonder how many meetings it took to come up with this slogan.

Do you think the Indians make moves based on Anthony Castrovince's articles and do u think he secretly works for the team? x.com/hoynsie/status…

Best of luck today and all season long, @Indians! We’re behind you all the way!👊🏽 #TribeOpener #RallyTogether

Here you go Zack Meisel

Matt Underwood sang the Hot Pockets jingle and brought last night's Indians broadcast to a screeching halt clevescene.com/scene-and-hear…

Cleveland Scene What a legend 👍

Yes, let's ask if the Negro League throwbacks are trash

For starters, today is Tuesday. x.com/jessesingal/st…

Next thing you know Karz will be suing Kidz. nydailynews.com/news/national/…

This, 5000 times. x.com/georgedohrmann…

This'll be hard to top. Vinny Rottino, who used Godfather theme as his walk-up, hit .107 in 18 games for CLE in 2012 #randomjerseysightings

Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods." Alexa: "Sure, Jeff. Buying Whole Foods now." Jeff Bezos: "WHA- ahh go ahead."

This is still one of the greatest things to have ever happened in history.

Unfortunate side effect of the scandal is this period-comma-apostrophe bullshit from the New Yorker.

Had a long chat over lunch w/ Jason Kipnis on his struggles, team struggles, leadership, Tito, Trump, Wahoo and more clevescene.com/cleveland/as-t…

Fun fact: If elected, Kid Rock would be the first U.S. senator to appear in a sex tape with the lead singer of Creed

Azi™️ miss it so much

Hey, @Indians - Love the Ramones but not when the Yankees are in town. How bout some Dead Boys between innings? #Cleveland #Indians