Some of y’all have never falsified merch spreadsheets at settlement and it shows. “Yup, just the two koozies and a t-shirt, here’s your $4”

Jace Kartye kyle

Are you ‘neck tattoos and cowboy hats’ Americana or ‘grey hair and sandals with socks Americana’ ?

David Byrne practicing his moves for Stop Making Sense

Very pleased to hear an agreement has been reached between the AMPTP and the WGA - but I’m sure gonna miss Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel asserting their dominance over Jimmy Fallon every week on #strikeforcefive

Honk it Kendell Marvel’s birthday

I didn’t have being Team Luke Bryan on my 2023 bingo card, but here we are.

Really hoping Punkie’s Latina Jefferson becomes a recurring character Saturday Night Live - SNL

Do you think they dunk those ducks in oil themselves before washing them off with dish soap?

Everyone look at the print I got at an estate sale of a man holding up a bunch of slices of pizza like they’re fish he caught

We answered so fast it was scary- everyone stood in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry

[beatles doc] paul, pristine 4k interview footage: being a beatle was the opportunity of a lifetime john, grainy archival film: it was all rubbish george, washed out archival video tape: a bit of a drag, really ringo, front facing phone camera video: i played the drooms ✌️😎

Pretty whack that it’s #nationalsandwichday and Warren Zevon isn’t getting inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame tonight.

Garfield should have been voiced by Dave Attell

Anybody seen Killers of the Flower Moon and want to talk extensively about it?

M Night Shyamalan’s ‘The Village’ - but instead of a colonial era village it’s a suburb set in 1988, all designed so people don’t have to use the internet.

Christopher Nolan on set like