Eddie and Amorim doing us a solid and the ‘World Champions’ are pants. A fun day of Barclays.

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Let us know if you need a dressing room selfie, howay.

Enjoy the night, then full focus on the week ahead. Two home games to take us into the break. Professional jobs needed in both. Liverpool in Turkey, midweek. Then Chelsea (a). Tough, if those ‘wOrLd ChAmPiOnS’ can rediscover their bollocks.

Not even a badly out of time Gary Neville singalong to Hounds of Love can ruin this beautiful sight.

Very important of the club to cushion this devastating announcement with news of Big Bill Saliba's contract extension.

Not pretty but pretty efficient. Six from six. See you again next season, Olympiacos FC ✌🏼#UCL

You cannot beat a level-raising, game-changing full-back. Timber one of the best in the business. He gives us the solidity of Lauren and the tenacity of Cashley. Perfect. Get him signed. (And we nicked him for ten Hag 😂)

A Man Utd gaffer continuously referencing a loss to The Arsenal. Anybody else got Déjà vu?

Declan Rice scores for Arsenal. 🔴 1-0 ⚒ (38')

Too many draws…

“Normal bloke.” “A good laugh.” “Everybody’s mate.” Bloke’s always been a wanker.

Pub team.