Listening to a grunge playlist at my corporate job

Dream

woah?!

Being a 15 year old white dude crying over Kurt Cobain in 1994 must have felt so awesome

The greatest

He then proceeded to ball out crazy style against all odds

Stuck in the timeline where "_____ is coming to Fortnite" posts are sandwiched in between the most bone chilling breaking news headlines you have ever read in your life

When I say something is the greatest movie ever it’s not a literal term. There’s like 100 movies that are the greatest movie ever

The Epstein files have the group chat in disarray

By the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it

Just saw an Amish family use a touch to pay screen at an airport.

When people use the word "juxtaposition" I imagine that beforehand their heart beats really fast and they think "I'm about to say it!"

Listened to Future all day yesterday and yeah you legit have a brain deficiency if you believe anybody beating him outside Kanye. Especially some damn Youngboy

taps sign perpetually forever

Worlds gone fucking mad, kids running round in diadora trainers used to get and should remain horribly bullied

Love going outside, can't get enough of it. My favorite part? Love spending $100 every time I leave my front door. Love sitting at an event, wondering the whole time if some psycho is going to walk in and shoot me in the head. Love seeing the faces of my many, beautiful friends

Yk the molly changed the kid I just watched minions & didn’t crack a smile surely all my receptors are shot