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JAIME

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"Gordophobia is the fear of fat people. If there's one thing I'm not afraid of, it's fat people. Unless I was made of Nutella. I'd be tense on the street, I'm on my phone, and then, 'Oh no, he's licking my butt.' 'Hey, who's that?' I need to hide, where's a gym around here?"

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They say AIDS came about when a human had sex with a monkey. And then went back to having sex with people. I was shocked. I didn't get how he could get turned on by a monkey. I didn't understand it until one day I saw a monkey on TV with a big ol' pink butt. It was a hot monkey,

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HUNTER BIDEN an event, and the waiter came up to me and asked, 'Would you like a whiskey with an energy drink?' I said, 'Are you crazy, man? For me, whiskey has to be like a woman. Pure and 12 years old.'

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I get messages from beautiful, kind women, but I'm not good for a relationship. My ex is in the freezer, and my freezer is small, so there won't be room for you, honey."

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"I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way." Neruda