fun hobbies to try in ur 20s: laying in bed and thinking why why why why WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY why them and not me why why WHY WHY WHY MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!

I wake up and start taking damage

hate when someone who can sing does karaoke, oh we’re supposed to cheer? we’re supposed to be impressed? u brought a gun to a middle school fight u fucking fraud

this is proof that we should never make a colleen hoover book into a movie again

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the thing about me is that i am ready to hate anyone's boyfriend at a moment's notice. i need approximately zero seconds to prepare. literally just lmk

skin pickers unite

Ending my thesis paper with “but who gives a fuck what I think”