BIG NEWS! Zooxaloo has claimed this piece of land as a temporary part of its empire! Whilst under its protection the empire pledges to look after it and even consider mowing the lawn. #micronation #zooxaloo

As the world watches the Olympics, Emperor Steve declares his wish that bra slingshot- the official sport of Zooxaloo - is one day played on the biggest stage #Olympics #micronations #zooxaloo

The Emperor recently went on a state visit to Hastings to visit the site of the famous battle in 1066. The Emperor learnt of the events of the day, had some cake and met a sheep. History has never been so much fun! #zooxaloo #statevisit #hastings #sheep #micronations

ZOOXALOO NEEDS YOU! We want to create a nonviolent “anti-fighting”weapon that makes enemies laugh (or confuse them till they burst out laughing) They’d then realise how silly fighting is & sit down to sort it all out over a cuppa. Can you design that? Get in touch! #micronations

With Sep just wks away we remind northern-hemisphere Zooxaloons to ensure they’ve got a working brolly. You don’t want to get wet when meeting friends/family or heads of state!The Emperor’s brolly is orange. Will other world leaders reveal the colour of theirs ? #micronations

The official Website of Zooxaloo is back online! After what we feared was a cyber attack (but may have just been because someone forgot to pay our hosting bill) our website went offline! But now we’re back! Find out all about us on zooxaloo.com #micronation #joinus

The Emperor’s signature costume is indeed a glorious garment. Made from comfy material and with a beautiful classy design. Some subjects have asked about purchasing pyjamas with the Emperor’s image on and why not? You could wake up with the emperor! #zooxaloo #micronations

Welcome new Zooxaloons! Since Feb Zooxaloo citizenship has increased by over 52% to 29 citizens! Hurrah! To celebrate here’s a pic of Emperor Steve draped in our flag! If anyone else would like to join the fun go to zooxaloo.com & apply for citizenship! #micronations

It is with great pleasure that we announce a royal birth! Prince Indri son of Emperor Steve was born on Sep 15th and is the first Zooxaloon-by-birth! Hurrah! #micronations #royalbaby

Emperor Steve sends his thoughts to nations facing panic buying and pigs-in-blankets shortages at Christmas. We thank the Emperor that with all his wisdom he has never led us down any paths that have led to such calamity. Long live Emperor Steve! #zooxaloo #micronations

On the occasion of World Egg Day, here is a pic of Emperor Steve pointing at an egg. He particularly likes scrambled eggs. But what about you? #micronations #zooxaloo

Wishing you all a happy mental health awareness day. Do what you need to do to look after your mental health and remember each and everyone of you is a star. Much love x

With great pleasure we announce a state visit to Australia in 2022(Covid restrictions allowing) Emperor Steve can’t wait to meet Australian Zooxaloons for a beer whilst there. He is definitely not scared of any spiders trying to eat him or anything. #micronations #statevisit

As part of our environmental efforts the Emperor is attempting to introduce Prince Indri to reusable nappies. We encourage everyone who can to do the same! Hooray for the poo-washing bucket! #zooxaloo #micronations #reusablenappies

Zooxaloo announces plans for an online bra slingshot contest in 2022! Join us as we celebrate our national sport on an international stage! Details soon! #zooxaloo #micronations #sports #internationalcompetition

Emperor Steve thanks everyone for their well wishes. He is recovering well from Covid. He encourages everyone to get vaccinated and take care of each other. #micronations #zooxaloo

Merry Christmas from Emperor Steve!! Best wishes to all! And thank you for Santa for the awesome stuff! Wicked! Merry Christmas #micronations

It is with great pleasure that Emperor Steve announces a state visit to Australia 🇦🇺 The emperor looks forward to meeting Aussie Zooxaloons & being petrified by spiders that might well eat him. If you’re in Sydney /Melbourne & would like an audience get in touch! #micronations

Emperor Steve is currently continuing his state visit to Australia and has spent the night in the Northern Territory. He may have seen a crocodile yesterday. Or it could have been a twig. G’day. #micronations #australia

Emperor Steve is currently enjoying his state visit to Australia. Here he is sampling traditional Aussie beer in Darwin. G’day! #zooxaloo #micronation #australia