The Washington Nationals select prep HS SS Eli Willits with the #1 overall pick in this years MLB Draft. Stunner!

Cc: Matt Cahill

James Wood from OLNEY John Auville

After yesterday’s presser about his contract at Eastern Motors, Terry McLaurin sat down with 106.7 the Fan’s Matt Cahill at 7/11 to further discuss his contract demands. Terry reportedly said “If you guarantee a lifetime supply of these (blue Slurpees) the price comes down.”

Bish: What’s the financial status of Maryland as a state? John Auville:

Give me: * Paul Giamatti as Dan Snyder * Ed Helms as Bruce Allen * Patrick Warburton as a former player turned coach

Me: I wonder how the The Junkies weekend parlay went? Steak King:

There’s a lot going on in Matt Cahill’s IG story right now…

I am somehow behind this car again on my way to my parents’ house. Matt Cahill Matt Valdez

.John Auville after finding out why Von Miller is wearing No. 24.

McLaurin in 2024: 82-1096-13 Sutton in 2024: 81-1081-8 McLaurin turns 30 in September. Sutton turns 30 in October. Wouldn't be at all surprising if the Sutton number plays a key role in what Peters and Commanders offer McLaurin. cc: The Junkies

.John Auville in November when he hears the aliens have arrived.

Why go to Vegas when you have a completely free casino in your pants? Ammiright John Auville?!

The first mistake when taking a 59 pound suitcase of marijuana to the airport is not knowing that the weight limit for your bag is 50 pounds John Auville.

.Michael Maher after hitting the strongest smelling salts on earth…

.Matt Valdez pulling up to hang with Michael Maher and the young lads. cc: bitseason Matt Cahill

Play the music John Auville