Wednesday night, I’m baaaaaack Zitches! Finally, a returning All-Star you actually… want to see again! ZING!

Tomorrow night I’ll be Zinging the #BB20 HGs. I hope I don’t totally choke under pressure like… Kaitlyn Herman...ZING!

I’ve got some killer zings planned for tonight. They're so mean, I may get kicked out of the house faster than… SWAGGY C | $wing Trader...ZING!

I’m baaaaack! And like you I'm seeing these 16 new houseguests for the first time. And if I'm lucky… the LAST time! ZING! #EvictThemAll #BB21

Analyse is a soccer player who is quick with her feet and slow with her… brain! ZING! #BB21

I’m really digging Christie’s style, I think I’d describe it as Bohemian… Crap-sody! ZING! #BB21

Jackson is quite the hunk… hunk of crap! ZING! #BB21

I heard Nick’s a therapist, which is ironic since he should be committed for that… haircut! ZING! #BB21

I hear Ovi started his own frat in college. He called it Lambda Omega Sigma Epsilon Rho… better known as… LOSER! ZING! #BB21

Jack has the looks of Aquaman and seems to have the brains of a... Cave Man! ZING! #BB21

Tommy is a Broadway performer. I hear he’s great in the Book of… MORON! ZING! #BB21

Bella, like the main character in Twilight!? Makes sense, since your game is destined to… bite! ZING! #BB21

Like another famous swine, I have a feeling Cliff Hogg will be saying a familiar phrase at the first eviction… “Th-th-that’s All Folks!” ZING! #BB21

I have a feeling watching Nicole on the live feeds will be less binge worthy and more… Cringe worthy! ZING! #BB21

Guess who is back? It's me. I'll be in tonight's #BB22.

Did these #BB22 houseguests asked to get ZINGed? Who cares they will anyways.

Couple of ZINGs for good measure.

My zings were so good tonight, even Dr. WILL KIRBY was able to smile... #BotoxZing!

.Orwell, I was watching #BBAD on Pop last night with your mom and sister. Great hooters! ZING!

#BBAD fans…. What do you call someone who stays up all night, stares at strangers, and lives in their mom’s basement…. Jason Roy. #ZING