That’s why my bedtime is by 10:30pm.

bro won in life

why would you even kiss someone you don’t like?

If I love you, I tolerate way more than i should.

Sesko and Lindelof aerial duels when we play them

No Eze start and he’s playing 3 DMs. I couldn’t live like this

Manchester United have the same number of points as Manchester City after the first three Premier League matches.

the message is to you you fucking stupid clown

We play City next too. If we can turn up and win we will be in a much better position than people think. Let’s get behind the team instead of amplifying this ‘manager out’ bs.

Did it not already end when we came to London?

we’re getting there

‘The Killer’ now conveniently injured 😂

If Leverkusen seriously sack Ten Hag after TWO Bundesliga games I can‘t help but assume he slept with a board member‘s wife because this is ridiculous 😭

Their only bragging rights gone now😭

You can only LIKE this tweet if your team won this weekend.

Mateta got booked for kicking the corner flag. The game, I regret to say, has indeed gone.

this is a disrespect to Mount.

I need Mbeumo ball quick, Martinelli and Madueke have infected my eyes

🚨🇪🇸 David De Gea (34) named Man of the Match for his performance vs Torino! 🧤🥇

After matchday 3, chances created in the PL Bruno Fernandes - 17 Florian Wirtz - 00 Guess who’s considered finished? 😂