The royal scepter requires your attention.

// Stole this. Mutuals only please.

She'd be perfect for the Gerudo queen's bedchambers. And she's not taking no for an answer.

For the most bold of Urbosa's subjects. The attire is quite easy to move in, and makes the Gerudo heat incredibly bearable. A fair downside however being the 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐊𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 that will be heard as you move around.

When Urbosa is in a mood, she is not a patient woman. 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊.

She called?

The queen's concubines are truly blessed. Getting their wombs battered by the Urbosa's scepter is an experience one does not want to forget.

Yes, the princess and her cock addicted little hero make up the most dedicated of her harem of whores.

You're more than capable of letting them know yourself. Who knows, do a good enough job and I'll allow you to be my sweatrag.

It's been quite some time since she's left Gerudo Town, much to the dismay of it's citizens.

And might she say, the classic blonde look is always 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 on her. She's got Urbosa's approval!

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝐻𝑦𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒'𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑓𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟．

𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐙𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐀 𝐇𝐘𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄 A 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐀. 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐑. 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒, 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐃𝐍𝐈. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰.

Don't let the detractors get to you, Your Highness. 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 seems like such a derogatory term for you. I much prefer to call you a 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 instead. 💕