This is your ass (_._) This is your ass in prison (_O_) Any questions? Say no to crime.

I've never seen a tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that text to ten people."

Even the nicest people have their limits!

Can someone please explain why hot girls fall in love with douchebags?

Hoes = DM , Side Chick = Subtweet , Wife = Mention

When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical bullshit on the board and asks if there’s any questions…"Yeah, what the fuck is that?"

If it comes easy, it definitely wont last. Dont waste your time

Retweet if you joined Twitter because your family is on Facebook.

"Every time you smile, I smile and every time you shine, I'll shine for you" - Taylor Swift

I love those conversation where I don't have to think, everything just flows out.

"Where there is desire there is gonna be a flame. Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned" - Pink

Real boyfriends track their girls period with the period app so that bitch can't lie.

"Mirror on the wall, here we are again, Through my rise and fall, You've been my only friend" - Lil Wayne ft. Bruno Mars

"Stay with me a little longer" - Samantha Jade

Caring too much only fucks you over.

"I need your love I need your time. When everything's wrong you make it right" - Calvin Harris feat. Ellie Goulding

THREE RULES FOR LIFE: (1) FUCK(2) DONT GIVE A FUCK (3) DONT BE FUCKED OVER

i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing

If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.

your existence annoys me