If money is power, why do I feel powerless?

Why does the truth hurt but lies comfort?

Flip the bird, almost flip your truck

Karma doesn't take long

Why does growth feel like losing parts of yourself?

This kid tried to threaten his grandma with “I’m telling my dad!” She said “THAT’S CUTE. I BUILT HIM.” 😭

This grandma yelled at her grandson in Walmart and he goes “I’m telling my mom!” She said “GO AHEAD. I RAISED HER. I’LL GROUND HER TOO.” 😭

This kid really thought saying “I’m telling my dad” was a threat to his grandma. Ma’am said “I MADE YOUR DAD. Try again.” 😭

This kid tried to threaten his grandma with “I’m telling my dad!” She said “THAT’S CUTE. I BUILT HIM.” 😭

the bank kept calling my grandma about her “late husband’s overdue balance” … she said “he’s been late for 12 years now” and hung up 😭😭

debt collectors showed up asking for my grandpa… my grandma pointed at the urn and said “he’s been real quiet lately, go ask him” LMAOOO

my uncle’s job sent a “mandatory meeting” email after he passed… my aunt replied “he won’t be attending unless y’all got ouija boards” 😭

This little boy tried to square up to his grandma and said “You not my mama!” She said “No baby… I’m the upgrade.” 😭

Kid said “You can’t tell me what to do!” Grandma said “I CREATED the person who tells you what to do.” 😭

Men made plane. Men made car. Men made ship. Women made what?? 🤨🤨

Grandson really whispered “I ain’t scared of you.” Grandma said “That’s funny. Your daddy used to cry at just my footsteps.” 😭

My wife hooked me up tonight 😍😋

My little cousin tried to run away from home. Packed a Spider-Man backpack with two juice boxes and a Pop-Tart. Made it to the end of the driveway and came back because “it’s hot outside.” 😭