y’all be choosing being weird over communication and i can’t fw it

fuck being a bigger person this year a chingar su madre todos 😂

Trusting the government is the same thing as believing the stripper actually likes you.

twitter is like group therapy but no one heals

Your soul knows when it’s time for a new beginning. Go forward and welcome it.

I’ve seen too many youth pastors be like “Be careful on TikTok, it’s just girls dancing in swimsuits” and I’m like bro…it’s an algorithm 👀

Staying up late don’t even be fun no more I just be up thinking

All the questions left unanswered bc Euphoria writers wrote in Elliot singing for 27 minutes. Ok.

You gon fw 100 goofies tryn get the feeling I gave you

Why is every tweet about Elon musk like we get it…

Am I the only one that gets annoyed when they are getting their hair done and the hair dresser does someone else’s hair while you have bleach on yours? Like b✨tch is you watching the time?

I never liked having strict parents bc I knew I was a good child. Which is why I never listened to them, bc I knew whatever I was doing wasn't that crazy. Like if only they knew what other children were doing outside....

Every night my neighbors dogs bark for like 20 min some time between 9-10pm and I lay there anxious it will wake the baby, it never does I just make myself crazy 🙃

I'm the naked neighbor and I'm not sorry about it

as a man you can’t say more than 3 words while ordering a starbucks drink

Idk who needs to hear this but put dried rose in your joint. Happy new moon 🥀🌚

Don’t come to a country whose language is not English and get mad people don’t speak English. It’s giving colonizer energy.

Do you ever look at a couple and think damn they must have really awkward sex lol