what a way to end season 20 auditions 🤣

JD Vance holding a bottle of baby oil for Donald Trump on this week's episode of South Park

Welcome to Mar-A-Lago! #SouthPark

Happy Birthday QB1! 🎉 Jalen Hurts | #FlyEaglesFly

Stripe has a slack channel called #matts for people named Matt. Whenever a new Matt joins the company, all the old Matts welcome the new Matt

does the new chatgpt thingy still tell me i'm the best dad that's ever walked the face of the earth? if so we're good

Hard-truth for founders. The market doesn’t reward effort alone. It rewards correctness.

MVP.

ChatGPT unlocks its next level with OpenAI's major GPT-5 update - Reasoning for free users, better at coding and health, etc.

Story here: axios.com/2025/08/07/gpt…

A livestream of OpenAI's GPT-5 announcement (OpenAI on YouTube) youtube.com/watch?v=0Uu_VJ… techmeme.com/250807/p28#a25… x.com/Techmeme/statu…

DEVELOPING: Two state troopers were shot while responding to a call in northeastern Pennsylvania on Thursday, police said. abcnews.link/gmyY5P2

who knew that the stress test of American Democracy would be South Park?

It’s August, welcome to The Dog Days

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.Tanner McKee FIRST TUSH PUSH!!!

the league tried to ban it from the highest ranks. but they'll tweet about it for engagement. that's the NFL for ya.

the Cincinnati Bengals voted yes to ban the tush push. only fitting they take one in the face during the preseason.