Vaccines wouldn't have side effects if they had written them in Haskell

“oh no i just bought a m1 macbook two weeks ago and it’s literally unusable now that the new one is out. i must buy the new one”

My day.

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Didn’t know that Paris is actually Pasir Ris

non aesthetic things friendship love integrity books video games music creating cool things time travel etc.

If you're socially awkward, people will mistakenly think you dislike them, and that will make them actually dislike you.

The predictable network interface device names in #Linux 🤣

me checking if everyone is vibing with the song I put on:

Those skyscrapers formed when two residential plates collided

Strong men create C++ C++ creates good times Good times create weak men Weak men create Python Python creates hard times Hard times create strong men