the fact Jake Paul is gonna die in a couple days is the only thing keeping me going rn

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Misinformation Dept., yes it was, no he didn't assets.scriptslug.com/live/pdf/scrip… Page 85 (81 of the pdf):

Imagine all your kids hate you so in a desperate last bid, you commission the creation of digital offspring to sing your praises and you get this

*presses L in a context where it makes sense* *a few minutes later my character performs a buffered directional air dodge and dies*

Extremely stylized drawing of Donkey Kong showing a little boy "wondrous places", from a promotional story book included with Nintendo's 1999 corporate annual report.

The moral of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens is that CEOs require the threat of death in order to be good people

Merry Christmas from all of us at Norfolk Southern !

this is so embarrasing, she wasn't even mad

Damn, if I were the world's richest man and I got caught posting "you're such a good dad" to myself using a chatgpt fanfic alt, I'd definitely kill myself right away

Moana 3 is gonna be insane

we're not stupid...

tv | sata nobusawa fans bulgaria People should hand me more lizards and bugs I think

hey 任天堂株式会社 is it ok if i play zelda