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I honestly can’t believe people do this 9-to-5 life for 40+ years this cannot be my story

“what do you do when you’re bored?” me:

I hate when my feet still cold under the blanket, like what do I have to do to UNTHAW THEM

Addicted

It’s crazy that I said this year I wanna be doing more cooking , but literally I haven’t cooked a thing. I’ve just been ordering food frequently. I guess it’s because I haven’t had the time.

The battle of Hastings 1066

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Yo, does anyone remember this clip where this lady goes up to the front of the altar? Hands wide open and the Pastor literally throws a hard pillow at her 100 mph and she’s knocked out. It just randomly came in my head. I have never laughed so hard if you have the video, pls post

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

Delete the 'lol' from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say

the endless cycle of washing your hands and applying lotion

My hot take is that lip balm (from ALL brands) should not be costing more than £10.

“it’s been a long week” me on a monday

Once I’m in the house I’m not coming back out

Agreed Nothing new nothing different no different sounds Though I like jogodo

UMPERUKA CYERA The reason why you can’t imagine 🙄

His&Hers was not great in my opinion

Just spent the last two hours booking my flight Well, that’s great 1st holiday book for the new year. God, give me the money to be able to afford