Oh my good this is amazing I have a garage FULL of empty boxes too! I’ve got to make them a cardboard catsle

Talking to the sun, as you do

There is this song with a line “I wanna do the things that I mention” I think it’s Drake anyway I always follow it with “suck a dick a DENTION” because I’m mentally damaged somehow

I hope people don’t make fun of me like I make fun of them. Weirdos.

To our resilient transgender community: 💙We see you 🤍We support you 💕We will always fight alongside you On #TransDayOfVisibility and EVERY DAY.

“I ain’t dumb but motherfucker she my tweedledee” — Doja Cat

“And you know I’m way too thick, I talk too slick, ain’t met a [fella] that can tame a bitch” open.spotify.com/track/4yUO1e7x…

From a chat I just had: Maybe we could save society by smearing everyone’s face with cat shit

I agree but also Pepsi sucks too so boycott both of them. Don’t ask me how I know

Wait why would you wear falsies on the BOTTOM lashes??

Ready to listen on infinite repeat, it is that good: open.spotify.com/track/3BZEcbdt…

This is fucking evil. Pisses me off. My mom was an alcoholic and she was treated as a second class citizen, even though she drank because she was broken and needed to kill the pain. She never came close to hurting anyone. When she was arrested for DUIs, she was driving very slow

So protect trans people!

They call him lil nas x. They call you lol no sex.

Oh my god I’m so freaking luminously angry at the locals who think George Floyd’s death was deserved that I’ve ranted to my kids for fifteen minutes about how Black Lives Matter and we have just incredible and unchecked privilege.

I’m looking at some toothpicks, thinking, huh I get food stuck in my teeth all the time, maybe I should use them for something other than arts and crafts

“Mom, the stars of pain are aligning. I just burnt my mouth on the pizza.” — my eldest child

Timothy Leary's Home Page Jun 1997 web.archive.org/web/1997061611… oldweb.today/random/1997061…