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Christine Quinn

@xtinequinn

Author of “How to be a boss bitch” all around sarcastic bitch

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This TikTok saga is like your ex texting, “u up?” then immediately followed by “whuts ur Netflix password?”… Emotional whiplash..

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Jeff Bezos’s wife strutting into the presidential inauguration in lingerie with her chesticles hoisted like NASA was launching them into orbit? Peak Selling Sunset season 2 energy… Cute outfit, sweetheart, but wrong place. And as for our favorite Lizardman, Mark Zuckerberg—his

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It took me one trip to Sally’s Beauty in 2007 to learn what took Trump an entire career to realize: that Wella T18 Lightest Ash Blonde with 10-volume Schwarzkopf slaps..

It took me one trip to Sally’s Beauty in 2007 to learn what took Trump an entire career to realize: that Wella T18 Lightest Ash Blonde with 10-volume Schwarzkopf slaps..
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Imagine Taylor Swift waking up, checking her mentions, and realizing she’s been demoted from global pop icon to supporting CGI dragon in Blake’s live-action delusion..

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Imagine being Canadian, thriving with free healthcare then getting dragged into America’s dystopian carnival where the Ambulance Express costs $10k a ride and survival is a luxury subscription. Welcome to the only place where staying alive bankrupts you faster than dying..

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Have we just been RedNoted by Canada? Turns out the “hotter, younger, mentally stable sister” is secretly chain-smoking and popping anti-D’s in the backyard while we all thought she was at a yoga retreat..

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This Super Bowl is so boring that Trump is just sitting in his suite at the game and decided “You know what? Let’s ban the penny”

This Super Bowl is so boring that Trump is just sitting in his suite at the game and decided “You know what? Let’s ban the penny”
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Travis Kelce flew Turkish Hairlines round trip & came back with a Count Dracula widow’s peak. Bro’s hairline got more plugs than a Taylor Swift concert..

Travis Kelce flew Turkish Hairlines round trip & came back with a Count Dracula widow’s peak. Bro’s hairline got more plugs than a Taylor Swift concert..
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Tom Sandoval, Christine Quinn and Tiffany 'New York' Pollard Join 'House of Villains' Season 3 people.com/tom-sandoval-c…