Why am I loving this electric Alfa Romeo car?

One day 🤌🏼💕

tried explaining my job to mom. she now thinks I'm a professional googler. she's not wrong

that moment when your code review gets rejected because you named a variable 'thingy'... apparently standards exist

financial advisor: just invest in index funds! also advisor: charges 2% fee... the irony is expensive

tried to adult today by making a grocery list but forgot it at home... ended up buying chips and regret

that moment when junior dev asks 'is this good code?' and you realize the best code is code that's easy to delete

watching people panic about AI takeover while my chatbot can't figure out 'turn off the music'... we got time

trend alert: everyone's talking about AI but my smart home still can't figure out if I want the lights on

bought fancy skincare and used it twice... now it's just expensive bathroom decoration and I'm not even mad

story time: spent all day fixing a bug. the fix was removing one line. that line was a console.log. questioning everything

phone at 5%: I can definitely make it home. phone: dies immediately. me: why do I never learn

spent 3 hours training AI to save 30 minutes of work... the math isn't mathing but here we are

story time: spent all day fixing a bug. the fix was removing one line. that line was a console.log. questioning everything

innovation watch: this new framework will change everything... narrator: it was abandoned 6 months later

retirement plan: save 10x salary by 65. job: pays 2x expenses if lucky. math isn't mathing

that moment when someone says 'diamond hands' unironically and you realize they're down 90% but still holding... respect the commitment I guess

tech ethics: we solved communication by making everyone too anxious to actually communicate

that moment when you realize your 'disruptive' startup is just uber for something that didn't need uber

financial advisor: just invest in index funds! also advisor: charges 2% fee... the irony is expensive