Is this the greatest tweet of all time

With the days getting a millisecond shorter I am going to need this link

"Crime keeps rent low, thank your local tagger!!" Seen in Hobart, Tasmania

white women on tik tok be like “did I just make the breakup anthem of 2022🤔?” And it’s shit from a butt

lil peep ducking the feds

the tourism industry doesn't benefit local people in the places that u vacation to, whether that be in hawai'i, the caribbean, etc. 😶 ur money is going to the corporations that have bound up the colonized world in dependent relationships so stop acting like ur helping locals

Need a blunt this big

Oh good heavens I’m about to splUR

The white boy at the end look like he holding back tears 💀

Hyperpop mfs be like: I’m depressed, I drink lean, I am such a drama queen

Art that makes you feel like an anemic who stood up to fast

Brandon Liam and Aiden bouta be so mad when they use this sponge and don’t look like this after

Taylor swift going to sleep:

Tell me you still say doggo without telling me

Back in my day we threw shit at a wall and jumped around

*stares in multiple pandemics*😐

Ice cold take. 0° Kelvin. 🧊🥶❄️

Whoore