You're killing me right now Jax!!! Christmas is like the best time of the year!!

I'm just so sick of being ✨human✨

Yeah it rwally rwally is!✨

A bird!!

Right?! And no responsibilities!

They really are... Kae... Can we just become birds together? Fly around the whole world?

-He sighs- Sadly... It isn't.

-He simply stares before slowly clapping-

"I wish I could get a raise..."

❛ 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿 𝙿𝙸𝚃𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙵 ⤷ 𝙋𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙁 & 𝙻𝙸𝙵𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝙽 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙴 。❜ ➺ 【 Ｏｓａｍｕ　Ｄａｚａｉ】 『 #BSDRP ┊ #MVRP 』

"Calls who a dilf??"

".......... He could be a dilf."

"I'm going to practice my speech for when I ask Mori for a day off."

Can you deep fry avocado???

Blood bag? What do you need a blood bag for?

That sounds kind of interesting and good...

.... What the hell do you call your friends then???

...friends as in... People you're close to?

Oh no???

Believe it or not, but scaring the new recruits away from missions is kinda bad for business. Who would've known.