This app is hysterically evil

"I wish that we had more lgbtq+ representation in the goverment"

today I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. please applaud

"weekends are for having fun" me:

I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until I'm late

La familia de Ana Rosa Quintana niega su fallecimiento: "ella huele siempre así".

Methodology

> google > “is cloudflare down” > click to the website > can’t reach it because they use cloudflare

my ai gf because of cloudflare

The internet pioneers gave us a system that’s designed to withstand nuclear war and look what we did to it

Perquè el preservatiu ni se l’espera, no?

Life when you leave the house at 7am and return at 9pm every day

okay, this is getting chaotic

Ponen una colab x mi cumple y es esto enfin

oh you think you're soooo funny giving me the most useless topping tarts to possibly exist yeah fuck you too

Nanu No tienen personalidad ustedes se cuelgan de todo lo que ven aca. un pensamiento propio les pido 🙏🏻

Tener que ir al baño con urgencia y que las viejas ocupen toda la acera y vayan a 2km/h jajaja no sabes la amenaza que tienes detrás señora...