Some of yall never had to make flash cards to study for a test, and it shows.

As it turns out, if you wake up every weekday at 5am, then waking up at 7:30am on the weekends becomes “sleeping in” 😅

You may lie and cheat, and there’s nothing I can do about it. But, that doesn’t mean that I have to like you, or treat you with respect.

Nothing like a bunch of white dudes showing sympathy for a consistent racist wrestler to show you who to block

If you exclusively eat smooth peanut butter only, you don’t really like peanut butter. I said what I said.

How have I never seen this before

You think your life is stressful? Bro I haven’t played a video game since the middle of 2023 🤣

I tried to look up if I could get citizenship to Spain, but I’m the wrong kind of Jew 😢

HE CHEWED HIM UP SO BAD HERE LMFAOOO😭😭😭

The funniest thing you can say when you get fired is- “thanks for letting me work here”.

Eating cold, bland, mild foods with no spice all the time is nauseating to me. I dont know how yall be doing that shit.

Today is a good day to remind yourself- your job does not give one shit about you, nor your opinions.

If you have to cheat in order to win- then you are a loser.

Being nice < being respectful

If you guys just want me to tell you want you want to hear, I can do that for half the price you are paying to subscribe to chat gpt 😈

Apparently Arby’s has a new combo meal where you get a sandwich, a soft drink, fries, a peach cobbler roll up, a dozen unpasteurized eggs, and a down payment on your first home all for 14 cents.

You’re either team: “I was today years old”, or team: “TIL”, but you can’t be both.

he cleared him so bad i’m in tears😭

We're so screwed as a society.