@nbczoraida I hope there was one for Matt, too. I felt bad for him!

I thought Prince sang, "She wore a raspberry parfait." It wouldn't have been that far off for him! #MisHeardLyrics

I thought Prince sang, "She wore a raspberry parfait." It wouldn't have been that far off for him! #MisheardLyrics The Tonight Show

Dear Dunkin' I can't take these crappy, leaky, drippy lids anymore. Please bring back the old lids. #dunkinLids

Do NOT like the #newTwitter! BTW, nice to advise your users of changes. Or did I miss that?

Y-O-Y is Bristol Palin still on #dwts? She has all the grace of a moose.

Just watched #PugAttack - hilarious #Superbowl commercial! Go check it out and vote for it! pugattack.com via Pug Attack

Thank you to all PD, FD, Public Works and those working to keep us safe, when the rest of us are not able to get out. You rock! #snomg

@jimhigley I saw the promo and said to myself, "That's the Bobblehead Dad!".

Did Christina actually screw up the lyrics?#aguilera

#RichardMarxBestSongEver Now and Forever. 2nd choice is Shouldve Known Better--cried a million tears to that after my first breakup.

If you look up "ass" in the dictionary, there's a picture of #CharlieSheen.

#orangeroom My beloved pug, Jack. RIP.

Ok vine.co/v/MEmqTQqvuiB

#newuser vine.co/v/M9FleuQLdQh

#PoiDogPondering rocked the Tivoli Theatre in Downers Grove last night.

Village Council meeting tonight, 7:00 p.m. This week's agenda: bit.ly/12JVIj6

@Mr_Kupisch What you do with your students is amazing...Shark Tank, Kids News, etc. My 3rd grader is in Dist. 204. Wish she had you!

#mybitmoji via Bitmoji Walking Dead, please.

#TheWalkingDead