#DeathTollUndead is breaking for the Holidays. In the meantime, one winner will receive these blood spatter metal dice, perfect for surviving the return of the apocalypse. 🧟‍♂️ To enter: ⚔️ Follow me (Kerri (she/her)) ⚔️ Like & Retweet this tweet! Winner will be chosen Nov 23rd!

I tweet a lot for someone who has so few followers. Except when I don't. Because I forget. But when I do... I DO A LOT OF IT. Also I'm in the middle of the narrative now and I'm struggling. So this is me putting it off some more. Will I finish Nov 30? It's not promising.

Too much time to sit around waiting. Not enough time to go home. Fml. Why am I like this?

If you meet someone irl and they tell you they're a writer DO NOT ASK US TO SHOW YOU OUR WIP. wtf. that's my baby. i will not show you garbage.

This is your reminder that we are LESS THAN 2 WEEKS from launch. Dungeons of Izmas has been a long time in the making. It's changed forms. Changed concepts. Narrowed in scope. And we are excited to FINALLY be bringing this to you. (see 🔗📌 in bio!) #ttrpg #RPG #gamedev

Good morning to everyone who didn’t get woken up repeatedly, all night, by various children in your house coming into your bed in the middle of the night. What’s it like being well rested?

Going on a field trip today. Literally. Currently on a bus full of 3rd graders. Wish me luck. But also it’s going to be fun because Marvel exhibit. See you all this afternoon! #omsi #Marvel #fieldtrip #momlife

Even on horrible sleep for a second day in a row, this is hilarious. My kid loves pizza so much he’s grateful for Papa Murphy's because it’s his favorite and he included it in an essay about things he’s grateful for. 😂

We represent our daughter as an owlbear and I would like to attest that she would be an ambush hunter 100%. 😂

I saw this meme on the internet and I can’t stop laughing about it. How have you been? What’s new? Tell me everything. It’s been a few days.

Apparently there is a whole condition called “slipping rib” or “sliding rib” or whatever. Where this one rib just slides right out of place. I’m getting a rec to PT, and going to the chiro tomorrow. That’s my life rn.

I have these waves of inspiration that come and go like the wind. I’d love to be able to focus. What is it like to have a brain that lets you just sit and do the thing for hours?

Did I meet my Nano goal? No. Was I close? Also no. November ended up being so much busier than I feel like it normally is. Also I kind of just kept saying "I'll write later" and then later never materialized. Story of my life.

FINE. I’ll do it. Please tell me because I seek validation from you weirdos. 😘

Have I been busy? Yes. Have I been doing anything productive? Sometimes. Did I spend too much time playing Dreamlight Valley? Very much so. Do I have regrets? No. I did find this funny post the other day so. Here you go. 😂

This last week of school before break is always the worst. And this year we have SO MUCH after school stuff to do. What is free time? Or creative time? Or time? 🙃