It ain't a Thomas Kinkade, but I like art like the next guy. #ARTPOP #easterbrunch

So Justin Bieber paying 20k for egging his neighbors VenetianPlaster? How cute. Come up JB and we'll egg some real 18th century shit #yolo 🍳

THIS is why you have a back-up pool #yolo

How cute, Hugh M. Hefner built himself a grotto. My indoor roman pool is some real manly shit no doubt #swag

Come play with us! I always kick of #Savor w a bash at my crib. You're invited ->ow.ly/BSINW @SavorCC

Ready to host a @SavorCC party. But my ADD has me focused on this half boy half sheep statue of mine #SunsetSavor

#TurnDownForWhat @SavorCC Friends of HC @VisitSLOC #SunsetSavor

Hearst Castle - Top Museums in L.A. & the West - Sunset bit.ly/Zx9cAh William R. Hearst #sanSimeon #Castle #CentralCoast @SunsetMag

Sundown Friends of HC. Raising guest drink max to 3 tonight in honor of Los Angeles Dodgers #TooSoon #Kershaw

15 Fanciful Facts About the Hearst Castle bit.ly/ZGvcbr William R. Hearst #SanSimeon #HearstCastle #CentralCoast #castle

I may or may not have swam w some breezies at the crib today. #pimpin #onepercent

One of my totes fave statues #nohomo #onepercent

Mr 50cent, I will have u know I've forgotten more about cocktails than you will ever know and your #EffenVodka is Effen Garbage. #ciroc

@HolyGagaIoo Jax 👆Really? Not desperate at all I guess. #PumpRules

Y'all be careful w my statues. Ain't like u can find this sh-t at World Market #onepercenters

Been meaning to fix the cherub fingers but looks like he's flicking me us off and I laugh. #14thCenturyStatueProblems

And now, back to brewing.

Got all my new statues #iPhone6s. Your move Floyd Mayweather. #sorrynotsorry

Marion switched out my Charmin Ultra for stuff called cottonelle. Shit bae, lil mo respect 4 tha diamond weave. #bitchesbelike