i’m all for cancel culture. that’s why i’m pro-choice

this man’s shaped like the grinch

i finally felt motivated enough to cook last night. it was ok. i’m excited to tell my therapist tho!

i mindlessly opened my fridge and said out loud “fuck it, i’ll have a pickle” and here we are, six pickles later

maybe she’s born with WAP, maybe it’s

Never Forget when the new marketing girl at my old job posted this with total confidence and everyone on slack lost their minds

does IBS stand for i be shittin’ cause damn i be shittin’ all the time 😔

just bought plan b at rite aid and the card reader asked if i wanted to donate to a children’s charity. the cashier and i both took the moment in, then he leaned over and hit ‘no’ for me. Solidarity ♥️

feet pix feet pics feet photos foot fetish where my feet dudes at? trying to get all the key words in here real friends of mine look away but feet guys look right here hi

i farted during zoom therapy. she heard it, but we both ignored it. now i’m divided on exploring this new trauma with her next session or finding a new therapist

the tweets where people tell their LA friends about a spot with extra vaccines have 2011 arcade fire secret show location vibes

what’s going on guys

kids these days will never know the humiliation of being scene in 2007. i lost my virginity to someone called Michael M0$H

ranch without dill is like missionary without saying i love you

managing an onlyfans chat team- found this amazing convo with a guy in florida right now

grok park that car, grok drop that phone, grok sleep on the floor, grok dream about me