Remember when we all liked Elon Musk because we all thought he liked dogs.

BREAKING: US crude oil production has officially hit a record 13.4 million barrels per day. Daily oil production has increased by 22% over the last 4 years. Since 2008, production has skyrocketed 350% from ~3.8 million barrels per day. The US is now the world’s largest oil

It’s BACK TO SCHOOL time in America. And if we don’t trust Trump with our kids, we can’t trust him with our country. 🎬WATCH my new ad

This is my friend who I tweeted about yesterday! His name is Joe Darrow. Trumpers were telling me I made the story up

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out.....I fear something terrible has happened "Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come." RIP Mufasa

Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook buff.ly/40g0lV9

Finally! It's Erection Day!! No, that's not a typo. At my age I have to celebrate all of life's little successes!

BREAKING: Greenland just announced it's going to build a wall and make Donald Trump pay for it.

In a perfect world, the town drunk and the Secretary of Defense would be two different people.

This line from The Sum of All Fears really struck me in relation to Signal gate Tom Clancy would be horrified or trump's administration!

First act of Pope Leo: The Holy Communion will now be taken with deep dish pizza and beer!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY DONALD TRUMP VERSUS EEEEEEEEEEEELON MUUUUUSK

Me constantly refreshing this app hoping to see new Elmo posts dragging the Apricot Asshole:

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Israel bombs Qatar and Russia drone attacks Poland and the president is playing Ferris Bueller's Day Off!!

Celebrating the eradication of his critics, under the guise of "great..for America".... Never before have the weak become so powerful in our country.

You may be cool, but are you "I just got wished a Happy Birthday by Army Airborne troops before they jumped out the back of a C-130 cool"?? Cuz I AM! Thank you and Love you too SSGT James Veara!

Lyrics to Ich Bein Ein Auslander by Pop Will Eat Itself (1995). More poignant than ever; more a narrative of our time than just lyrics to a song.