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Tell us: what’s your BAC right now, Bean Queen?

The last time John Cleese saw a biology textbook, the medical consensus was that almost every member of Monty Python would be classified as some degree of violent degenerate who could only be cured via electroshock and chemical castration

Nora Rawn Living my little life, brewing my little coffee

Draft Ghislaine

send her to the front lines

Go back to Florida and cry about it dipshit

Bowen and Matt tonight:

It's amazing that Bari Weiss was enough of a hateful liar to say this in the first place, and more amazing still that she's never deleted it. It tells you a lot about America that someone like this would ever get to run CBS News: x.com/bariweiss/stat…

I’m no fan of Kevin O’Leary, but if I’m being honest we have more in common than one would think. Much like O’Leary, I’ve never killed two people in with my boat, fled the scene of the accident, and made my alcoholic wife take the blame for their deaths.

Your CEO lookin real hungry for a book bud

My least favorite art form is movies that give billionaires their acting debut

Everyone stating the obvious answer “Solo flopped,” but it’s so much worse. In the fight during SOLO’s production, Disney went all-out attacking Lord/Miller in the press. It went nuclear to the point of saying Ehrenreich couldn’t act. Burned him before the movie even released.

*guy whose true goal is to make the “we drank from the hose!” crowd absolutely apoplectic* “I have an idea”

I literally never have enough drywall anchors! I don’t know how I could possibly be hanging so many things on my walls but I am consistently short on adequate drywall anchors.

COUNTDOWN: only 2 more years until New York City is blessedly free of the bastard horses

Weird how easy it was to curate Bluesky to consistently feed me antizionist posts, Leftist critique of democrats, and pics of cute pets and Kate Bush; but try as I might, Twitter won’t stop giving me irony poisoned bitching about Bluesky and accidental retweets of cryptofascists