"I don't even know our P theme" -the P closer

"We'll have 3 dirty shirleys please" "No one knows what that means" #getsthepeoplegoing

What happened last night?! Just woke up from the worst hangover ever! Never getting that drunk at work again...

Tryna hit up sum bars around Richmond tonight.. Anyone game??

@WhitBowman nah

Our thoughts and deepest sympathies are with our friends at @HarvardMT.

KSU Mock Trial joins with the entire mock trial community in expressing our deepest sympathy to the Harvard mock... fb.me/6r3QgClGD

Getting metals was your job USA. You should have planned better USA. You need to step up. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Mock trial is so applicable to real life.

Hello from the other side

These case changes from College Mock Trial are taking longer to get here than my last period #pregnancyscare #youareNOTthefather

"You don't tug on superman's cape and you don't hit Danny the Dolphin in the blowhole!"

Blowhole

"I love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem"-Bowman's statement on his friendship with Poole

I've literally been at Disney since August 30 2012 #RoadtoOrlando

Furman is a dry campus and we aren't allowed to drink. How am I supposed to get through this weekend while I watch my own murder trial?

Hey Glen, @WhitBowman needs a tide stick to get the blood off his hands from my murder

~*~mock, sparkle, shine ~*~ #GreenvilleORCS

@WhitBowman might take me a while to sneak turtle wax to you in prison..

Good news everyone! College Mock Trial has brought me back from the dead and given me a new last name so I can sue some jerk