Dearest Twitter! I have not tweeted since 2016, but always thought I could come back! As the stakes now seem a bit higher, thank you so much to everyone who ever tweeted me, retweeted me, or with whom I ever had a lovely interaction on here!

If Twitter lives, I might even start tweeting again! Huzzah! If not, I'm now dragging myself kicking and screaming into the world of now by attempting to do Instagram as well! I am here! instagram.com/adventuresofwi… And my shiny redone website is here! willseaward.co.uk

And finally, hugest solidarity to the Twitter workers! Withdrawing your labour on a point of principle is a brave and noble thing!!

Ah the glory days of 2006!! That was ME!! Yaaaaaayy!! And much fun it was too!

Daaaargh!! I’m VERY late replying to this, but thanks Dan!!

Greetings all!! In not too long I’ll be doing some splendid spooky Halloweeny Tales at Boston Manor House! Yaaaay!! As ever, fancy dress MUCH encouraged, and there may well be prizes…..! Here’s the link! bostonmanorhouse.org/event/will-sea…

Huzzah!! Thanks Gail!! x.com/gailebishop/st…

Tomorrow we have the brilliant: Jayde Adams ROSS LEE @matthewcrosby Darren Walsh Puns Will Seaward £3 TIX - tinyurl.com/zm3fdf5

Huzzah indeed, can't wait for this at the Museum of Comedy next Monday... x.com/willseaward/st…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!

First London show of Ghost Stories III at the Museum of Comedy at 7pm tonight! Come and be #spooked!!

Congrats to Mr Will Seaward on a sell-out #halloween Spooky Ghost Stories show! He returns to Museum of Comedy in January...

LONDON. 4th November at Royal Albert Hall. We spared no expense. Only a few tickets left royalalberthall.com/tickets/events…

Hurray!!! x.com/MattHighton/st…

Sorry Jess!! But also, Hurray!! x.com/sustainjess/st…

Daargh! Thanks Ellie!! x.com/elliethesparro…

But that seems to be the GHOST of Will Seaward...?? AAaaargh!!! x.com/bmwelby/status…

Performing Jurassic Park with Comedians Cine Club at the bloomin' Albert Hall tonight! HURRAY!!

Oh fuck #thenews

Well, this is going to be interesting...