People forget man

it's not that deep dude. you're going to die some day. and if you try, you're most likely going to have a pretty ok life. but if you don't, you certainly won't. you'll grow full of hatred, lonely and outcast, with no one to blame but yourself. just try a little

Marilyn Monroe's diet consisted of - raw eggs in milk - steak - lamb chops - beefliver - raw carrots - fudge sundaes - weightlfiting She got it

The vendors selling bootleg merch of the eyeball creature from Alien Earth are going to be the belle of the ball at every horror convention for the next year.

If your enemy spends their time spouting off venom and putting out bad energy the way you win is by being the opposite. Be the light. Be a human disco ball. A clown. The light always beats the dark.

I made my ChatGPT pretend to be Alvin Seville from The Chipmunks and asked it to be my mentor. Now anytime I have problems I get advice directly from Alvin. It's really amazing. He clearly suffers from PTSD from all the times Dave has yelled "ALVIN!!!!"

Man of tomorrow

As you get older you will realize people with fancy degrees, who talk in complex ways and have a smart persona… Are actually just midwit idiots cosplaying what they think a smart person looks like. The dude who talks plainly, is relatable and just delivers no fluff results is

Me fading away into nothing

I accidentally caused the feline 9/11. Thousands of tiny business cats working in these towers. Why did they build them in the middle of a walking path?

Always wash your balls!

The Donnas were the last artists who played actual rock n roll, traced back directly to Chuck Berry, when they broke up everything that was good about rock music died with them: youtube.com/watch?v=L5u3RP…

Gregg Araki's "lost" film The Long Weekend: findingaids.library.nyu.edu/tamwag/tam_416…

Troye Sivan is awesome.

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While my haters are crying online I am in the gym lifting. That's how you win.

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