When someone asks me where I “heard about” a movie and I have to explain that I’ve heard of every movie ever made

if your body is tea, and i'm that me espresso, then who's buying three tickets to challengers

so sorry loewe Im buying an I told ya shirt on Etsy

nobody is matching my freak in greenpoint

guy I want on a date with last night thought I was hispanic mi gente latino I guess

I’m wit my btchez so you gotta bring some friendz 😙

Marc Jacobs is always a mood

Happy Pride Month ❤️

VIRGINIE HAS LEFT CHANEL

😭😭😭😭

I am the last gay person at Maria Hernandez park

When it starts raining in new york and all the bitches wearing shein start to smell like Chernobyl

this is major

2 beers and replying to tweets

i love living in nyc but i do miss texting while driving

i lied there’s no sex you’re gonna help me rearrange my apartment

texted my friend at a major tv network covering the olympics to hand out my headshot and number in the lgbt section of olympic village