Happy Birthday Dr Who

So who's the biggest bullshitter on here that's been caught out by the 'location' feature?😁

Morrison's sadly abandoned longpig marketing ditty.

Annual tax return, enter numbers, press 'calculate', check results. None of the numbers make any sense, but I owe them a couple of hundred quid so that's probably good enough to keep them happy. *confirm*

Civil servants enjoying a bit of pr0n on the department phone🤣 What would Sir Humphrey say?

looks like he’s having a fight with a transformer

Running a spread bet book on my female mutuals who'll be wanting this at over 150😆

Vinyl hate on my tl. Outrageous 😡

"What do you mean 'you've eaten all the roast chicken'?"

Just Palestinians eh?

If this is a crime, lock us all up😤

Really fancy going to the panto but kids are too old, no grandkids yet and I'm not a nonce. V. frustrating.

United players seem to have spent the international break not kicking a ball at all, by the looks of it so far😒

Full of cold and you know what They* say...feed a cold, starve a fever. *no, not the Jews...mums

Seasonal Affective 'The Gift' 🔫🔫 Wordle 1,620 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

If I was the fella in Vitriol I would simply handcuff the other band members in the back of the van before going into the gas station building.

Under the stewardship of Jnr Mk 1, the University men's football society are doing a lot of socials with the University dance team🤔. Probably nothing 😆