What’s up gang? It’s me, Justin- here to say that barbera is great value if you like full-bodied, fruit driven reds that still have mineral complexity, and you’re looking for a good wine to drink out of a viking horn or a skull #wine

You’ve done dark things. Horrible things. Things you’ll regret until your inevitable death. We all have. but keep your chin up: you’ll be dead very soon. Please enjoy Arby’s.

Basically I just keep Twitter so I can check in on Nihilist Arby's

Every single cooking video I see on the Internet is something absolutely cursed. Like a pumpkin full of garlic butter or a cotton candy milkshake with half a pound of gummy worms. Please put this type of content and it’s creators in jail.

Tokyo Vice is really making it easy to remember I don’t own a katana or a tanto blade.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask when I say I want Martin Scorsese to direct a movie about the meteoric rise and fall of Australian wine importer The Grateful Palate. It would just be Wolf of Wallstreet but everyone is fucked up on 18% abv Shiraz instead of ludes and coke.

Wow so Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness has to follow Everything, Everywhere, All at Once? I would list all the treasures EEaaO has that Doctor Strange doesn’t, but characters people care about is the big one (and maybe dildo combat).

I’m gonna do my best to never tweet about wine again we’ll see how long that lasts.

Don’t feed the trolls, gang.

*braces for Better Call Saul Cote Rotie memes*

At arbys we don’t care if you have a blue check by your name. We also don’t care if you wear pants in here or if you just walk behind the counter & start grabbing fistfuls of meat. Wanna do some drugs? Shoot ‘em up right there in that puddle of piss you’re sitting in Eat arbys

I mean, insulin should be free.

Here at [cool restaurant name] we like to do things a little differently! We do them worse.

How have we not invented bourbon for dogs yet? I want a version specially formulated for dogs. Get on it.

I fucking love buying wine. Many fun new by the glass placements all over the city.

The healing power of too much sparkling wine is very real.

Champagne

"The crushed grape, crying out for revenge."

Every time I eat cheese, it feels like the first time I've ever had cheese. That's how good cheese is (thank you cheese).

Hey gang welcome to #SommChat ! Do you want to party or do you like to party - here we go!