I once went on a trip with a girl and she didn’t poop for the 6 days we were there. Never talked to her again because what else are you hiding.

Any time my Uber driver ask me if I wana listen to some music I turn on “We Cry Together” by Kendrick Lamar 😂

In this business it ain’t what you’ve done, it’s what you do.

I legit walk into any building look around and think to myself “I should do a comedy show here” 😂

I know when it’s real and I know when it’s fake.

I bet not ever run into someone on the Supreme Court it’s fade on sight. Tryna ruin my summer.

Jordan Peele really gave us a bomb ass flying saucer Sci-fi movie with 2 black leads! Felt good watching black folks in a fun ass story and not fighting for their civil rights.

This is a KeKe Palmer Stan acct now.

I refuse to make myself seem smaller to make others feel bigger. I’m sorry, but I am that nigga.

I have never been more excited about my comedy career. I’m feeling the fire in my heart 🐎 Things are happening. I’m thankful.

Don’t love me just in the moment.

Meet up? Aww baby I’m not real, I’m just an internet person.

I’m obsessed with this woman 😩

Sacramento literally feels like an Air fryer 😩

It’s 916 day, everybody be fuckin cool.

You gotta make a big deal about everything you do. This is your life. You are here. Doing shit. That is a big deal.

Big shout out to The Sacramento Bee for sitting with me and talking all thing comedy.

a very special weekend ahead y’all! 👀 SATURDAY - Marsy Mar comedy special premiere party! tickets: eventbrite.com/e/mars-parker-… SUNDAY - @itsjeaux1 HOF LIVE exclusive live show! tickets: eventbrite.com/e/hof-live-ft-… see you soon?!? 🐯🤍🎬