I am not built to work I am meant to spend the day with my cat

weight loss secrets they don’t want you knowing: 1. Depression 2. Tequila soda waters

You know what means right?!

i genuinely cannot believe this is real

SHE BETTER TALK HER SHIT!!!!!!

Ummm ma’am that’s an urn

i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died

being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason😭😂

courage wasn’t even cowardly fr all that shit was just terrifying

Some local singer just jumped the stage at the ashy daddy concert and tried to start singing her own shit I'm dead

period ahh period uhh

purr my last email

THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT RELIEF APPLICATION IS OPEN TELL YOUR FRIENDS studentaid.gov/debt-relief/ap…

Time to pay the fucking rent again

When you can't fall asleep and you start hearing birds