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Celestis, Inc. sends cremated remains into space. Ranging from $1,000 to $12,500, you have the option of launching your loved one's ashes into deep space, the moon, or Earth's orbit. “Daddy, where’s Grandma?” “Geosynchronous orbit, sweetie. She would have wanted it that way.”

In 2014, a town in Arizona was terrorized by gangs of wild Chihuahuas. They chased children and defecated everywhere. If only God had thought to afflict Pharoah’s Egypt with a plague of Chihuahuas…the Israelites might have been freed sooner. 🤔

In 1921, a dog named Dormie went on trial in San Francisco for allegedly murdering 14 cats. Dormie’s case was thrown out due to prosecutorial misconduct. One of the dead cats had struggled was a catnip addiction, and toxicology reports were never disclosed to defense attorneys.

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Rolls Royce uses the leather of 15 to 18 Bulls per car, raised in cold climates to prevent marks from insect bites. Cows aren't used because they might have stretch marks from pregnancies. Speciesism, climate discrimination, bovine sexism…but a hell of a fine automobile. 👍😏

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A Leech has 10 stomachs, 32 brains, nine pairs of testicles, and several hundred teeth. But no health insurance. 😔

Sea urchins are called "sea urchins" because hedgehogs were called "urchins" until about the 15th century. Therefore, sea urchins are ocean hedgehogs. Just SHARE the damned hedge already!

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Octopuses are so smart that they're given puzzles so they won't get bored in captivity. They are also phenomenal jugglers.

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Pandas have been known to fake pregnancies in order to receive more food and special treatment from humans. Momma always said, “Pandas are fulla sh*t.”

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Giraffes only need 5 to 30 minutes of sleep in a 24-hour period. Giraffe dreams are brief…but intense.

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Mongooses were introduced to Hawaii to control the invasive rat population. However, rats are nocturnal and mongooses are diurnal. Hawaii now has a problem with both. This “solution” was generated by The Hawaii Department of Redundant Wildlife Problems Department.

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