Friend of mine has been to look at a house for sale 3 doors away. Offers in the region of £165,000.00 Mentioned it to me Mum. After she stopped snorting, gasping, laughing & swearing she told me they were the first in this house and it cost... in June 1961.. £2995.00 😯

Watching a 1940 Fred Astaire movie and now I want a top hat. Dam, the blokes dressed well back then. Also starring Burgess Meredith who went on to play the original and in my opinion, the best, 'Penguin' in Batman.

For reasons I have yet to understand to repair the bog seat me Dad took the bog door off. I've mended the seat but now we can't lift the buggerin' door on to its hinges as me Dads backs gone & I can't manage a door with a dicky arm. None of us can whistle either 🙁

Yes Yes they do 😍

Family to her handler and also part of a family of Search and Rescue teams across the world. Our kindest thoughts and gentle hugs to all who loved, played worked and trained with Jemma and to those saved by her.

So many questions: Is this normal chicken behaviour? Is it how chicken stock is made? What happens if it sneezes? Is this how kfc works? If it farts will it spin round in circles? (that'd actually be kinda cool to watch) Can eggs drown? And just... Why?

I know where I'd like to stuff the bottles 😠

One of my favourite photos of Search Dog 'Red' SSARTdogRed popped up on fb. I took this waiting for our turn to go in the arena at an Emergency Services Day in a local park to do a demonstration on how a Search Dog finds missing people. Bonus photobombing by the Michelin Man

Well shopping was awful. Packed with mask deniers and steamed up glasses. I was one of the latter

In other news.. 'The hot junction of the mask should be pasted on the face' And remember.. 'If you feel too big, please tie the ear hook' Should of seen me Dad trying work this out.

Baby otter anyone? I thought so 😊

Never.. have I seen such a storm as last night. There was no... lightning.. 1 mississippi.. 2 mississippi.. thunder. The thunder was a constant rumble. The lightning was a constant firework display. Incredible and completely nuts Turn volume up #stokeontrent #staffordshire