My boss having nightmares about me leaving for a better job and actual growth

Me watching the blunt burn while my friend is telling a story

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

Bible vindicated once again

Nobody warned you that having a 9-5 basically means you won't see doctor, dentist or anyone because either you are at work or they are closed

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

i like direct deposit

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Pretending I don't know the work drama so I can get the tea from both sides>>>>>>>>>>>

Me as soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning:

me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

My parents were in fact right …. “if it ain’t one thing , it’s another”

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

Only losers participate in sex tourism lol like if this is your sole reason for traveling you’re a loser.

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me: