Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.

Is The Queen's funeral over yet? Asking for the rest of the world.

Me: “I would like a Vietnamese Iced Coffee, please”. Cashier: “Would you like “Normal Ice” with that?” Me: “Is there “abnormal ice?” Cashier: “No, it means you can have it with ”half iced”, ”no ice”, or “normal ice”.” Who the fuck started this !?!?! Just get off my lawn now.

Cute. Cat sneaks into school photos after roaming classrooms for years heart.co.uk/lifestyle/pets…

Me: What you gotta buy from Target? Her: Target will tell me when I get there

Oct 7th, 2022. First "Christmas" commercial sighted. via W a y f a i r.

The CDC can keep doing whatever they want to keep the dashboards green but they can’t take the Yankee Candle barometer from us

Gilead or bust.

So Twitter basically just changed ownership from Lex Luthor to Dr Doom. #samedifference

OMG... only a few more days to the start of the World Cup, of what could be the best Thanksgiving ~ Christmas season ever. Here is a brief history to the sacred tourney. espn.com/soccer/fifa-wo…

One more sleep.... World Cup 2022 eve. Qatar edition. Don't forget to leave a shot of tequila and some sugar cookies and milk for St Pele.

Gobble gobbles, one and all!

world cup cat.

Personal note - Soccer naps are glorious. #WorldcupQatar2022

Adequate enough Friday.

Just a reminder that you don't have to put up with people's BS, today or ever. Don't reward jerks. Happy Tuesday!

Almost time to leave twitter for good.... now that NPR is leaving the platform.

NPR is suspending all activity on Twitter effective immediately. variety.com/2023/digital/n…

PBS has followed NPR in quitting Twitter trib.al/Arot8Bk

All hail.