Airport Boredom Level= Red Me: (while power walking through terminal), stops dead to read the evacuation sign. #yvr #airport #recruiterlife

Anyone else feel like the real #WOD is getting your skinny jeans back on? #wigglewiggle

Turns out I’m not as active as my Apple Watch made me believe. My weight was set to 180kg instead of 180 lbs. My dominance of Emily Weekes is over. #fitnessfail #AppleWatch

“No one said the future would be pretty” - my dads response to the #cybertruck 😂

The guy beside me just pulled out a wipe to disinfect everything and is now reading Darwin’s Origin of Species #covid19 #onlythestrong

My wife has been training her father for 45 minutes to join a zoom meeting which will be with a bunch of retired boaters. I bet their meeting will be an hour of tutorials on how to use zoom #Boomer #retirement 🥱🤦🏼 Emily Weekes

How many women are getting flashbacks of being in meetings with men who interrupt them?

My husband’s description of pregnancy (to me, his pregnant wife) “yeah, it starts like an egg and then gets more like an egg” #wtf

Husband: “sorry I’m listening to JT” Me: “Justin Timberlake?” Husband: ... Me: “Ohhh, not that JT” #cdnpoli #JustinTrudeau Joe

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

Anyone else look at their lawn and think “shitttt what’s our water bill at?” #adulting

Whoever said ‘Don’t cry over spilt milk’ clearly never breastfed. #newmom #breastfeeding

My baby is less than 2 weeks old and I have already discovered that Tesla doesn’t have a child ride on available. Hoping this becomes a priority for Elon Musk #mommyandme #ModelY

Made the mistake of bragging that my newborn doesn’t puke or spit up… 3hrs later I’m covered in projectile vomit. #newmom #fail

Anyone else’s spouse talk so loudly in their sleep that even the Google home is like “WTF is he trying to say”?! Just me? Cool cool cool. Joe

Watching #ThursdayNightFootball with my hubs + his friend and have learned: Both are losing their fantasy Someone is named ‘Decoy Metcalfe’ “Flag on the play - hands to the face” is a common issue.

The winners commercials are 👌🏼 though #ThursdayNightFootball

Just tried to explain to my brother in law what it feels like for your water to break - his response, “oh so it’s like wearing soggy socks” …. Yes, just like that 😂

Update: This month alone, we’re getting 6.8 million doses of Pfizer’s vaccine for Canadians aged 12 and up. So let’s be clear - we have enough doses for you. Now’s the time to get your shots.

On the scale of ‘drinks bath water’ to ‘licks the ground’ how weird is your toddler?