“I reject ‘marty supreme’ and all forms of sebaceous israeli propaganda”

“Very tired trope from sensitive men: “I would be gay if gay men weren’t so gay” more honest would be “I hate listening to women speak” and more truthful: “I would be gay if eating men’s ejaculate did not repulse me completely” which is a rather core element of being gay”

“I have been selected to sommelier my jewish sister-in-law’s dinner party this friday”

“Some year this”

“Gave her an adorable snow globe for christmas and now she thinks she’s in love tomorrow I’ll call some passerby a negro and we’ll be back where we were before”

“Blungshtones, dog mardens, and timberlends, even, at nice coffee shop in the big twenty-six some of us are trying to live here”

Eidos Napoli from Isaia

"Good follow here instagram.com/francoisaudouz…"

“Nice lunch at suburban culvers with my godson, he has a court mandated lithium prescription now because he texted his father that god would do well to smite him for his impiety” #massoftheages

Chinese evening

“Miami for mlk day”

United Arrows

“Il prof oggi ha paragonato Dante da Maiano a Donald Trump”

“Has your bitch read Don Quixote .. ?”

“Giovanna Scotti … never thought of it that way”

“Has your bitch read Tristam Shandy .. ?”

SHINES Tozzi

“With every passing evening I inch closer to introducing fabio gea and collecapretta to the beijing market”