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I hate my girl bro

If I were to give you a simple answer, then it'd just be... Uganda. But now that Too Early for Birds exists to tell Kenyan history in a dope way, then let me narrate the whole disappearance story of one Kung'u Karumba! Thread🧵:

I fucked around and decided to keep this cat now i love it smh

Kuna one of my siblings who move like this and hua ananibamba

We live inside our heads

I just realised kalenjins have no one to look up to except thieves and murderers.

Lame ass

Uyo downward woman ameniblock siezi kureply apo

Haha this bloke riggy G should give a try his comic career

The fear is gone 😂

I'm weak son

You use a condom & bitches be like "so how was it" I have no clue baby

“oh it’s too big” took me out! CAUSE DUH!

Ruto Must DIE

First of all wewe mtapatana na mungu wapi???

Hehe hua mnataka kumake doo na ngoma za mgenge alafu yeye atoke chupri, iyo labda mngoje akufe

Uwongo

Last weekend me and mines tulikua tumestep out for a min and alikua so skimpily dressed nlikua uncomfortable

Sasa ukijua mimi na gaidi tulikua tunashare toothbrush si utakua nauseous

Give my pal Ackerman a chance bbg ❤️