Brian eno when he invented ambient music

Fascinating to watch john mayer slowly morph into mark kozelek

How the fuck do people not laugh when scrolling Twitter? It's like Comedy Central up in this thang!

I get my peaches California that’s that shit

Good news babe I quit my job and signed up for improv lessons

Hasidic coworker asked if I’ve ever heard of YouTube

I think I need an orb

Spent the day handing these to unhoused folks around the neighborhood

An inch is actually kinda long

My gf said I’m not allowed to stage a viral racist outburst for gofundme money

Blackbird singing in the dead of night Diet dr. pepper coke and sprite

I had a dream there was a new Kanye song called PEDOPHILE

I can’t keep going on like this

I’ve had 8 of these so far tonight

I love nature

Having gray sex with my beige wife