WTF?! This guy isn't eligible. #DefCon

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Hardware insertion noise, notifications blip, microphone turns on. Time for full lockdown, start the scans, we're in the shit now... ...and it's just Windows Update. I think Microsoft owes me a new pair of pants.

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Pro-tip: when you don't want your customers to let out the magic smoke, MAKE YOUR LEADS DIFFERENT LENGTHS! (No short here. I'm just surprised it's not standard practice.)

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Agreed. Never listen to what @hacktifish might tell you.

Expanding forced DNA collection w/o clear data governance? Congress, stop grilling big data CEOs and look in a mirror. They want your comments. regulations.gov/document?D=DOJ…

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I'm living' in that 21st century Runnin' for President Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it No one man should have all that power Just sent a tweet, now I count the hours Stop trippin', I'm messin' with the media 'Til then, fuck that, put it on Wikipedia

Doesn't stand out, but then you see the video...

"What is the point of activism if you're not open to the idea that people can change?" - ❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ on Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend Well said. Some things need tearing down, but seek opportunities to build.

I've been thinking through a talk on the implicit intersection of microservices and Conway's Law. Appreciate the very practical advice from @BenNadel bjam.in/3944

As someone who read books in restaurants as a child... There's an age for that?

Thanks for another great year! We had 292 contestants test the hats they built, and gave out almost a HALF MILE of foil! DEF CON says "you can't stop the signal", but our top two finishers in the classic division proved them wrong. Congratulations to 𝙽𝙰 & @broncobailey303!

Down In The Park live stream show is happening tonight but may be delayed a bit.

Software supply chain tracking would greatly improve response. An API that didn't evaluate parameters would have dramatically reduced the surface. Compliance can be a burden, but more information can be a huge win for everyone. I guess we'll know which in about a year.

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